Good one, Pirl!
Really, my golden was afraid of the strangest things. As a puppy and young dog, he really was afraid of his own reflection. And if a piece of paper got loose from someone's garbage, and would blow around, I'd have to go out and retrieve the piece of paper. Until I did, that stupid dog would bark constantly, scared to death of it. He really was the sweetest, most loving dog ever, though. I really miss him.
Karen