Just kidding you of course, Rick. I always enjoy your posts, and am also a person that likes to know "Why".
There are lots of gardeners who are impatient with scientific words, though. Just last week I was volunteering at a Plant Clinic and called a plant by its botanical name. When I got finished explaining, the lady politely said "now would you tell me all that in English, please?". I hadn't used all THAT many big words . . .
