Oh man. I knew the hint was too good! Good for you. This was basal fronds from a 20 year old staghorn. I kept a whole garbage bag full of the basal frond material when I separated the plant 5 years ago. The stack of basal fronds was about 12" thick! I still find uses for it.
drdawg (Dr. Kenneth Ramsey)
The reason it's so hard to lose weight when you get up in age is because your body and your fat have become good friends.