Jan, thanks for the ideas ..... I like " Herding Chickens by Tom"or "For Chickens' Sake" or maybe "Chickens wearing Tu -Tu's". (Sorry Tom and I hope your leg is better)
Tom, when I was a child I fell off a horse trailer and had 3 stitches put in my chin.
Friends of ours raised three pigs, their names were Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.