Finale:
After reassuring her parents that Teenybopper was indeed ALIVE AND WELL, she and her new FAVORITE BEAU Amazing Don (having bonded while in GILT EDGE BONDs) did take a plane to the LAND DOWN UNDER to soak up rays and BONDI BLUE WAVEs before heading further west for a BROOME SUNSET shared over a bottle of PARVIN'S PINOT.
Deeply happy, Don and his LITTLE SURFER GIRL Teenybopper lived HAPPY-HAPPY ever after........ (or did they???!!!! Mwah ha ha).