You're WAY OK, lol!
I requested and RECEIVED a Geobin composter for Christmas. I'm about to order a second (and maybe a third one).
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00140UWDK/
I NEVER had a heated compost pile before, and, that wasn't from lack of trying. A week after I filled the Geobin with alternating layers of leaves, coffee grinds and veggie peels, my compost thermometer registered a whopping 120°!
And, I've learned how to heat the pile up (didn't cover my pile before some heavy rains...) WITHOUT turning it! So, I've been PLUGGING the compost bin with coffee grinds! EZ PZ!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00140UWDK/