And everything is dumbed down to make it so mundane...... for instance "heading out for work", "made it, ready for the day", "boss just came in, nothing new, lol", "lunching at XYZ today, yummy!", "back to the grind"....... OMG, what a lot of boring stuff!
If I were going to tweet something it would be more like "heading out for work at the secret government germ factory", "made it again using my Paul McCartney disguise", "boss came in, I know he is an alien. My co-workers want to dissect him but I have been holding them off", "lunching at XYZ today, found four fingers in my soup, tried to complain but the man behind the counter holding his hand was screaming to loud", "back to the grind but I cant find the boss, co-workers acting shifty.....
