Alan, I'm here and as much as I liked the question, I love your signature tag! I'm going to do my best to be cheerful today. (I got a horrid case of food poisoning - at least that's my guess - and it's been hard to be happy for the last few days.)
Susie, I thought of that movie as soon as I saw the question. It sticks out in my mind as one of the most frustrating and dark movies I've ever seen.