Do you all not know nothen bout me and my flyen monkey's?
They are small monkey's. Big 'ol hawaiian lays made from plummeria flowers would look downright silly around their necks.
We decided numerous years ago that the orange blossoms not only scale wise look better but also help the monkeys smell a little better.
Please place a symbol of a flyen monkey with a X through it on your roof and I will attempt to train them to understand what that means.
But please be aware that they take great offense to you standing in your backyard and shake your fist at them and curse them for taking all your citrus flowers.
I have found all that does is agitate the flyen monkeys and that’s when they start flinging poo.
You think poo flinging monkeys in the zoo are bad?
Just wait till you agitate a flyen poo flinging monkey.
