Dear Sarge, mixed spice is a thing we get here for making cakes with. However I have been informed it is not available in the US but the nearest damn thing to it is Pumpkin spice!
I am not sure if that is available where you are? Sarge please remember you are just one of us, just a different Nation but with the same goals in the end.
Plus British Airborne Soldiers don't die, they just smell that way!
Regards from a cold England, and at least I can stay in the warm and not jump out of a perfectly working airplane, anymore!
Neil.