You need to 'borrow' somebody's teenager for 15 minutes to program all that stuff for you, Jim. I have my cell phone 'tuned up' every time I go to Salt Lake. My kids are no longer teenagers but they have grown up with all that gadgetry so it's easy for them.
Plus your kids always love to show you up . . .
Oh well, I'll be teaching them about gardening until I die, I'm sure.