That is mind-bogglingly hilarious ! However , (the English teacher in me rears her dreadful head) many of you broke the very first rule with blasphemous run-ons and horrific comma splices! It is still too funny for adequate comments! You all need a after such exertions of irisian brain power during the coldest months of the year
after such exertions of irisian brain power during the coldest months of the year 
