Soooo, David, are you single?
Actually, after I bought 3 trees for $4 each, I told my very understanding husband that I was kind of regretting not buying more and planting a whole tree row by our pond. He said, well while don't you go back and get them while I make dinner. (No lie!) So I fiddled around for a half hour and finally went.
(He didn't know this was my 3rd trip to various Lowes in the area)
The clerk remembered me, and said I sure hope you weren't coming back for more trees! Someone just left here 10 minutes ago with ALL of them.
Funny thing is, on the way there, I passed a house where a couple was unloading trees and lining them out on their driveway. They had the blue Lowes wrap on them. My thought was, good, they needed trees. That house has been there for 10 years and the previous owners never planted a tree.
On the way home, looking at that house, my thought was, glad I don't have to dig all those holes! Happy they got a deal too. But bad timing on my part.