Shoe, you'll like this, the rest of the story:
Yesterday when I went down to see the smashed mailbox, I came back inside and called my postmaster, Patsy. (Yup, had her daughter in school too.)
Me: Ummmmm, Patsy, my mailbox got smashed. Could y'all hold my mail till I get it replaced?
Patsy: Sharon, izzat you? Again? Seems like that mailbox got crippled just a year or two ago! Sure, we'll hold your mail as long as you need us to. Just let us know when you get a new mailbox!
Thirty minutes later:
Me: Ummmmmmm Patsy, you can take me offa the list now. I got a new mailbox!
Patsy: Sharon, izzat you? You got a new mailbox already? Again?? You just called, how did you do that?
Me: Neighbors, Patsy, neighbors!
Patsy: Only you, Sharon. It could only happen to you.
See, the thing is, it was a repeat performance of 2 years ago when it got splintered for the first time. Almost the same conversation with Patsy. About the same amount of time for fixing, 30 minutes. Same neighbors, too.
So when I went in to mail the painting to Lynn today, the whole mail crew laughed as I entered.
"Only you, Sharon, it could only happen to you."
They can't decide if I live under a black cloud or a ray of sunshine. I kinda think it's probably sunshine.
Small towns