That's a lovely plant, Evan. I like your model, too! A good gardening friend of mine always has a tennis ball in his pics, for relative size.
I opted for Acanthus mollis' sister, Acanthus spinosus. (yeah, okay - it was on Brent & Becky's 50% off sale!) I might have it in too dark of a place, we'll see - but for it's first year it has settled in nicely.