LOL, I'm so glad that I'm not alone!
Tee: I just asked my husband what the "P" is for on my camera and he said it stands for Program ... but I don't program anything.
Linda: We only have Mac's for computers in this house. Many years ago at work we had PC/Windows systems I think but my husband has always been a Macintosh person so that's all we've ever had here at home. When it comes to windows all I know is to ... open them.
Smart Phone ... yeah, that's what they're called ... and I guess I'm not a very smart person because I can't figure them out!
I detest texting and had that feature blocked on my cell phone ... and, I'd need a screen as big as a tablet to type on so I don't have internet access or gps etc. on my phone like my hubby does. Until they make a cell phone the size of a tablet, I'll just stick with my little flip phone. I don't use a cell phone much at all but I do like to have it handy in case of an emergency when I'm out and about in my car.