Zany - Ah, I know exactly what you mean! My sister is the SAME exact way! I always make fun of her hands 'cuz they don't look like anyone else in the family's... (we've always made fun of each other.. I was known as the ski feet/elephant ears/giraffe legs/orangutang arms in the family..)
And there's NOTHING wrong with portly finners.. I wear a size 10 wedding band!