that would be quite funny Lorn. I hardly see our mail person though. Lol I could not even tell you if it's a male or female carrier.
I could see my youngest daughter doing something like that though.
I think the ones by the mailbox the 'Tiny Dancer' is a pretty weak strain though. Every year it gets lighter in color. Granted it's planted in full sun, but they are that color when first open as well. Maybe I will replace them with another cultuvar this fall. Though it is a great performing cluster