Haha. Awesome huge aglaonema!
I inherited the role of plant person. I had to ease into it- not from lack of interest, but of respect for the person who was doing (not doing) the job. It's amazing what certain plants can limp along in! She left the job 18 months ago, needless to say, almost all the plants have been repotted or divided, and most are home for the summer. (despite Will's admonition that plants don't like being moved, sorry!) I've got to start planning ahead on who will go back inside after summer, what pots, etc. One is an aglaonema like that, it sure has grown in 2 years.
I've also thought about asking for compost contributions from the lunch room. But with existing ant and fly problems, it would have to be immediately bagged up and brought every night.