Maybe you could stand outside all touristed up (with a little American Flag sticking out of your fanny pack--all tourists must have a fanny pack!--and your Tempo Two catalog in hand) nose pressed up against the glass, window or fence and then they'll feel bad and let you in. Tell em all your iris friends on Cubits are living vicariously through you and your Blyth visit--can't we knight him in the name of Irisdom or something? Oooh, yup, tell him you're there to interview him for Cubits...I know that will open some doors to the Iris Kingdom in Austrailia:lol:
