.Heheheh...tells ya where MY mind is, eh!? (I LOVE those little laffing icons by the way!)
Too funny!
As for cooking I tend to bake mine by the panloads and walk away while they're cooking. I suppose I could slice 'em thin so they boil faster but I don't care for boiled beets anymore.
Okay, okay...I should grow some skinny beets and cook them as if I was cooking for your Ma~! :>)
Shoe (now returning ya'll to your regularly scheduled program.) :>)