Well, you said you like curvy plants!
Maybe time for a trough instead of a pot.
Do you have time/space to cut, group, and plant, then wait for them to root before passing it on?
If not, maybe get it all set and send it off with a care sheet.
I know lots of friends who would love to get a little challenge and learning experience from that, sure you do too (unless you've already saturated them with plants).
