Shoot, when I go to my Lowe's (my second home!), they not only scream: "Take me home!" they also reach out and try to grab me. No really, they tilt towards me as I pass by. I think they know I would have a good "home" for them.
drdawg (Dr. Kenneth Ramsey)
The reason it's so hard to lose weight when you get up in age is because your body and your fat have become good friends.