I found the climbing monster; it's this one:
http://www.growquest.com/climb...
I planted this rose over a stray cat that was tragically killed in a neighbor's yard. He was an orange cat so I picked an orange rose. I don't want to dig it up; I just want to manage the thing. Whether it's the right time (and I know it's not), I keep cutting it back to shrub size. I'll see what happens. I'd love for it to bloom.