LOL -- I wanna hear the scarecrow sprinkler story!!!
I used to have a 3 X 10 vegetable garden.... I hate cooking so no idea why I even bothered but the first year I planted sweet corn, tomatoes, beans, peppers and get this cucumbers -- you can imagine how that looked. Needless to say I quit and then the next year my DH decided to plant all tomatoes in there... he went to the local plant store and picked up 8 cartons of tomatoes (ya know those little trays that contain 6 plugs each). Then he proceeded to plant them in the ground, the whole carton of 6 plugs all in a hole. I sat there and laughed inside, never saying a thing!!!
The next year I tilled it up and planted grass seed ... Thank fully we had new neighbors move in and guess what they are..... organic farmers ... so I just run down the road to their house and buy my vegetables. LOL!!
I am in zone 4