...you have an end to this sentence. Let's hear 'em.

You don't have to decorate for Halloween because the cobwebs have taken over the house. 😏😏

your kitchen table is being used to grow seeds for the summer instead of such mundane things as breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Guilty of both so far. I can't confess to everything at once...

...if your bedside table has been taken over by plants for winter.

you think getting bruised, bloody, broke, filthy dirty is fun.

you spend more time planning your garden for next spring than planning dinner for tonight.

You have so much potting soil and compost in your car's cargo areas that you could grow mushrooms.

You folks are clever today! And I am 'guilty as charged' with the above

...if you've ever been @ work and realized you're wearing old, dirty, smelly, stained "gardening shoes."

- instead of coin - your pockets are lined with seeds and dirt.

Your friends come to your house instead of going to the farmer's market.

You give the botanical name when asked instead of a common name.

Is there any one of us not guilty of all of the above?

Two years ago I asked someone at one of the large nurseries where the light yellow Calibrachoa was and they looked at me like I was from outer space. I had to think for a minute to come up with Million Bells, then I got sent to racks they didn't unpack yet.

if to you, "spring cleaning" is an outside thing.

if you plan your vacations around waking your garden up in the spring and closing it down in the fall.

Arico said: - instead of coin - your pockets are lined with seeds and dirt.

oR, you have dirty coins in your pocket.

Dreamed about garden and plants

...if you think of the year in 2 parts, the frosty part, and the safe, warm part.

...... family asks for your 2022 Christmas list ... and the reply is:
by-pass pruners
edging shovel
handheld shovel
bow rake
tine rake
weeder
6 mil black plastic
plastic sheet staples
azalea pots

if you think snow is a great insulator.