You aren't the crazy one Danita. It's me!
I did make a listing for the Pelargoniums. The seeds are in the fridge, though, so I missed them when I was making packets. You might have seen the listing via the "Check out everyone else's list" link. I'll see if there's anything else in the fridge that I missed...
We're lucky not to have voles downtown (no moles either, thank goodness). The bunnies (cottontail rabbits, thankfully no jack rabbits downtown either) clip things off sometimes, but those clean, diagonal cuts make for an easy ID/diagnosis. The mangling on the Pelargonium stems was a close match to how the iris bloom stems (and the big alliums, too, come to think of it) look after people try to pick flowers while walking by
The lady who got an armload of tulips this spring did pretty well, though -- until she tried to pedal off on her get-away vehicle, that is. I probably could have followed the trail of dropped flowers and petals all the way back to her house, but I figured she was crackers; and I was better off staying away from her