Here's a funny story about my friend's husband, C. T is their son. Were all getting older and this is a fine example. C is among other things a carpenter by trade which makes this even funnier!
C was so proud of a sliding cover he made to cover the electrical panel. He was proudly explaining the process in great detail to T and I and he said order to make the track for the door to slide in he used a dildo bit.
T said although he had no idea what a dado bit was he did know what a dildo was and knew C had it wrong. 🥴 T and I said that wasn't the right word but he insisted it was and every time he said dildo bit his voice got louder and louder (we were outside when he was explaining the process). I finally got him to shut up long enough to tell him that the proper name was a dado bit.