Hah! Well, he's been here so many times before we've known each other for years. When I first bought this land the phone line went from the hard road telephone pole, quarter mile away or so, though the woods from tree limb to tree limb across other peoples property to my place. It was common for deer or other critters to knock it down causing the phone service men to walk the woods finding the damage. They wouldn't put telephone lines down my dirt road for 2 years, when someone else bought land next to me.
Go figger, eh?
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