That's very kind - "blabbermouth" must be another word for generous.
>> "on the job training "
If a picture is worth 1,000 words, having the thing in your hands must be worth 10,000 words. a neighbor or a family member who have ALREADY killed their share of plants can save you a huge amount of effort.
"Like this?"
"No, like THIS!"
is better than 100 hours online.
Have fun!