I now have houseplants despite myself! A good buddy of mine prevailed upon me to take her little Meyer lemon tree. So, it is sitting in my East facing window. It needs some help, repotting, fresh soil -- tomorrow I'll do that.
She also gave me this (not a great photo):
Some of that I know is hardy and can live outside but some of it I am going to have to keep inside. All of it needs to be repotted. That's also a project for tomorrow.