Evan! Tell your yard guy to go by Drew's house on his way to SC, and pick up the Monster-a waiting there for him. Tell him he'll need a BIG truck . . . Drew has fabulous bananas, too.
I had a yard guy, in fact I've had a couple and I really NEED one again now (of course, it's late summer and my house closely resembles Sleeping Beauty's Castle). My wonderful neighbor mows-what-grows on the road verges for me, in exchange for free well water for irrigation. So since I have no mowing/blowing to do, it's hard to find somebody who will do hand weeding, pruning and cleanup that I need each week. Both guys who worked for me for a while had drinking problems and eventually disappeared.
Now, the gal who has been helping me organize my house says she wants to help me set my garden to rights, too. I don't think she knows what she's getting herself in for, what with heat, bugs, snakes, thorny weeds, vines and other joys of gardening in Florida in the summer . . . we'll see!