LOL -- there ya go, Sherry -- figure out a way to make it work!!
If I won the lottery, I think I would have a giant bubble installed over our property. It would be climate controlled for the benefit of Irises (which, incidentally, would be pretty comfy for the citizenry as well), it would have a roll-back roof to allow fresh air and sunshine to be enjoyed on beautiful days, and soft rains on lovely rainy days, and it would close right up on cold, windy, nasty days.
Yup -- I think that would be money well-spent!
Oh -- and I might allocate a *little bit* more land to Iris gardens. And I would hire a gardner who would take care of my prized Iris beds. Yah -- that should do it.