Evil Jim, downright evil. (plus, I don't want to hear the words "extra pie" right now, for sure!! )
Y'know Lindsey, if you'd given her cut flowers, she wouldn't have worried about killing them . . . well, they're already dead essentially, right? Why worry about an orchid whose blooms will last a LOT longer than cut flowers. It's puzzling. Orchids are certainly being sold as disposable flowers everywhere, anyway.
So, she can always rush it over to your house for triage when it gets to critical condition. But you watch, 10 years from now you'll visit her and there it will be hanging in a tree in her yard with 17 spikes of flowers on it.