We could get his grasshoppers and get one of those Indonesian monkey/cats that eat coffee beans and pop out expensive coffee for 30.00 a cup.
We could drink expensive poop coffee and use poop paint.
I would like to know who thought it was a good idea to make a cup of coffee with the poop when they found it on the ground.
"Meet the Asian Palm Civet. Also known as a Toddy Cat, he is a feline-sized mammal native to Southeast Asia. Civets like to eat red coffee berries and beans. In the jungles in which they live, they find the sweetest, ripest ones and munch on them with their cute little faces. But they can’t digest them, so the berries and beans come out as poop.
One day, humans discovered that the enzymes in the civets’ tummies break down the coffee’s bitterness, leaving behind an extremely delicious pooped bean. They took the poop home, washed it lightly, roasted it, ground it, poured boiled water over it, and drank it. Tastes like caramel and chocolate! Thus spawned a small industry of poop-coffee-making."