Satisfaction would have been if he were IN it...but that would have had a different ending 😝

I am sure women as bad as men in matters of the fickle heart...but men do get caught much more often ...

I wonder why

Maybe women better sleuths ...
Maybe men wanna confess ... or are careless......

Who knows....
I knew a lot of men at work that got caught and things went topsy-turvy at home
And I knew a good many women and those gals just putzed along with nary a bump

I worked with one dumb as hell guy (good looking but dumb as a post) who woed many women at work - young silly things mostly - and bought them all a turquoise and silver ring during the "courtship" ... I KID YOU NOT!! I cannot look at turquoise and silver without a good chuckle.

I visited this thread when it was first started. Since, due to a medical condition, I have no choice but to wear Crocs all the time I had nothing much to contribute so I just read the first few posts and disappeared.

I had nooooo idea it was still going on.
I absolutely loved the Holy Chicken/Kosher chicken posts.

Happy gardening everyone!!

Ut OH! Are we going back to our 20's for stories?! I got a million bra and panty stories! But let me say this first, Granny Panties are a fashion necessity and not just for no-panties lines either! Cotton Fruit of the Loom Granny Pannies are my garden staple. They don't fall down and the cotton soaks up sweat unlike pretty lacey things that just get hot and itchy.

I break out in a sweat at the word lace

Yes, if you have an opps...spill the beans.... It doesn't matter what year.

It seems like ladies under "stuff" was invented by man because those sure cause a lot of trouble

Like, I learned as a young teen back in the 60's ...that those thick foam bra inserts........well...don't wear those beauties in a pool because if you really have nothing to fill them up..when you dive to the bottom...they make it to the surface waaaay before you do...,

Rosie!! Been there, done that, turned red over it more than once!!

I was raised at the time when "nice young ladies " wore only white undergarments. The others (fun girls) wore colors. Not knowing that if the dress has sheer or thin material I should had worn a slip that night. Went to a club and had many dance partners but did not know that I glowed under the black lights. What a disappointment it was when one of my acquaintances told me that everyone could see through my clothes. I shudder to think about the granny panties (bloomers in the 60's,) I most likely had on. Never went back to that place.
Still shuddering thinking about it...

Love it, Ivy! (well, I mean I love the story but not the embarrassment it gave you!)

Hahahahaha

Them were the days. Black Lights !!


One sunday afternoon, I did see a very VERY pregnant attractive young woman in pretty cream colored frock and nice low patent heels stroll across the restaurant dining room with the back of her dress COMPLETELY tucked up in her panties. NO slip.. Thigh high white stockings..held up by nothing it seemed.

There was nothing that could be done..she reached her table and went to smooth her dress over her rear end so it would not get wrinkled..and she was exposed..literally and figuratively!

I heard her frantically say to her husband (I assume) who was seated in the chair next to hers and chatting away to an older gentleman "Danny help me !!" He never looked up.....he just reached over and PULLED OUT THE CHAIR!! NO DOUBT TO MAKE ROOM FOR HER AMPLE BELLY!!
She repeated "DANNY!! HELP ME!!" help me!! and he pulled the chair out a little more finally looking up at her like she had two heads.. He was totally oblivious.. I felt for her but ...it was so quick......

Good to feel bad for her, but impossible not to giggle!

Full length mirrors ladies....full length mirrors. I own 2 for a reason and it isn't because I think I'm too cute. .

I gave up on padding/padded anything a long time ago. It always does something you don't naturally and pops up or out when you don't want it too.

As for lacy anything well I save it to wear under my special occasion dress up outfits providing the clothes don't require NVPL panties. Still wear colors and pretty stuff just nothing particularly glamorous like I did in my 20s and 30s. At my age it is pretty hard to find a 34 Long at Fredrick's of Hollywood or Victoria's Secret.

Lucky me. I found a husband that thinks my Hanes Her Way undies and his XL t-shirt are far more sexy than lingerie. That outfit, clean hair and me NOT eating a bag of chips on the couch is as sexy as I get now days.

And OMG Rosie, that poor, poor pregnant woman. I feel her pain.

Deliberately or unintentionally guys are so clueless. Must be something in their DNA.

For those moms and grand moms of young boys these stories should make good teaching tools.

I felt differently about getting "unmentionables" as a gift. I'm sure it all depends on so much context, timing, presentation, but it was a relationship-ender for me, at that time, presented as it was.

OOPs and a OH-Oh. Imagine coming home from a bridal shower with your clothing covered in stinky smelly fragrant oils from a so called dancer. Was not worth the trouble everyone was in, how do you explain that to your boyfriend for a ladies night out?

Let me explain in further detail about the bridal shower.
Lots of laughter, food, drinks, gifts and jokes. That is what goes on at a normal bridal shower. It started out that way... My friends and I had no idea that there was going to be a dancer. This old thin built man walked in and we told him that he was at the wrong party. He said no, this is where he was booked (who ever booked him rented the cheapest one). Our eyes opened wide and we moved away from him to the back to just watch. He reeked of fragrant oils and anything that he touched in passing like the chair or wrist had a residue of oil. I remember the bride-to-be said the oil stains could not be removed from her silk outfit. I almost had a asthma attack. Yes, it was strong because the room was enclosed with hardly any air conditioning.
The OOPs and OH-Oh came from trying to explain to our boyfriend at the time that it was only a bridal party and nothing more. Oh, Boy! we were in trouble and whenever we wanted to get together after that, we all got grief!!

hi folks once went out in the car in my slippers but
best one was this week my son took his brother out early to meet a friend in his car, thought keep my pygames on under his clothes then go back to bed good idea
but the car broke down and he left on the road with a light jacket on and track suit bottom in pouring rain very very cold

Always be prepared to walk. Many is the time I have been tempted to go out in my PJs

Accidentally going to work or anywhere off the property in my new yard shoes will not be happening again until the current/new pair has finished its' tenure. Why? Um, with every step, each shoe makes both a farting and slapping ("flip, flop") noise. It's beyond obnoxious and the farting didn't start until about the 3rd wearing, way too late to return. Maybe I need to drill a hole in the middle of each one, IDK... Just obeying my mind that says, "you've bought your shoes, now walk in them!"

Tiffany!

purpleinopp said:Accidentally going to work or anywhere off the property in my new yard shoes will not be happening again until the current/new pair has finished its' tenure. Why? Um, with every step, each shoe makes both a farting and slapping ("flip, flop") noise. It's beyond obnoxious and the farting didn't start until about the 3rd wearing, way too late to return. Maybe I need to drill a hole in the middle of each one, IDK... Just obeying my mind that says, "you've bought your shoes, now walk in them!"

I should put this in the grumpy thread...because it infuriates me...
Ever wear a pair of shoes that literally EXPLODE under you?? BOTH shoes at once????

I LOVE Dansko.. the fit for my feet is perfect. Started wearing the medical clogs years ago. Well over the years..the colors change...the styles change... Clog, sandal, wedge, maryjane, open, closed ..now, the shoes are $90-100-135.. And so, when there was a sale..or a style liked.. I bought a few because we all know..when you find something you like...grab it...bras and shoes..
Well, things do tend to sit in the closet if you have too many....and since retired..they sit longer...as one wears out or looks worn..I pull out the replacement. Wel...........apparently.........over time the components of these soles / wedges/ whatever...BREAK DOWN.. The shoe starts to crumble after a day of flexing ...BOTH at once-- like on a timer... And it does not just happen from lack of use...because my sis almost broke her neck when her well used clogs began to crumble right under her while walking through the hospital when my brother was so ill. Not a word from the company. She wrote and sent a photo..and no questions asked they sent her a new pair.