I also get very angry at the wildlife when they try to destroy the babies - have to apologize for that one too

I haven't seen any posts by Yardenman for quite sometime. I hope he is well.

O.K.
Ever see anyone decorate their cacti for X-Mas?

I'm talking bulbs, bows and tons of those little fuzzy white blankets you put under your X-Mas tree to make it look like snow and hide the tree trunk?
Uhm...yeah. did I mention the Santa hats?

Picture to come soon.

Well what did you expect? Mommy loves her good planty-plants and wants them to be happy and festive (and warm) this time of year. And yes, it is cold so they're all nice and cozy now under their hats.

Oh...did I mention the neighbors' looks? The guy across the street got his camera out.

Can't wait to see the photo.

Well if he's gonna have his camera out, better give him something to look at

AgaveGirl1 said:O.K.
Ever see anyone decorate their cacti for X-Mas?

I'm talking bulbs, bows and tons of those little fuzzy white blankets you put under your X-Mas tree to make it look like snow and hide the tree trunk?
Uhm...yeah. did I mention the Santa hats?

Picture to come soon.

Well what did you expect? Mommy loves her good planty-plants and wants them to be happy and festive (and warm) this time of year. And yes, it is cold so they're all nice and cozy now under their hats.

Oh...did I mention the neighbors' looks? The guy across the street got his camera out.

Now that's something I can't wait to see!

And LOL @Deebie, "the crazy club." I guess that's what it is! But it's such a nice club, and we always have someone to talk to. And maybe they respond? Here's a great documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Love the cartoon Great video

Frillylily said:Well if he's gonna have his camera out, better give him something to look at

You know I never thought about it, but (or is it butt) when I'm bent over working outside maybe I'm spreading some X-Mas cheer and bringing Joy to his world!

Speaking of Joy to the world here's some of the photos!

I plagiarized a little here....

:whistling:
Joooooy to the World, The plant nut came
She moved next to you.
And she's a whackadoo

But it's allllll riiiiight
She aint wrapped too tight

So every neighbor move your property line
And don't dare whine

Let Heaven and cacti sing.........
Let Heaven and cacti sing
Annnda your neighbor is a ding a ling
So let Heaven and cacti sing........


Join in folks

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Santa-cacti! Cactus-Claus!

That's what I thought people meant when they talked about "Christmas cactus".

Will you reach in with tongs to remove everything? God bless your bravery!

"She ain't wrapped too tight. " 😂😂

Love the pics It's a prickly situation

You are such a devoted plant mom

I absolutely LOVE this! And I love, the rhyme, Sing and Ding-a-ling!!!! Well done @AgaveGirl1

I am feeling so much better about myself!

Awww. Thank you for the nice compliment.

Yep...handle with care. Not as bad as it seems though as a lot of the agaves and aloes do not have sharp spines or teeth, the pole cacti is navigable with caution. The p.pears--- well that's another story. I guess that's what leather gloves are for

See, you all have a new X-Mas plant carol to sing and a new way to torment your neighbors this holiday season. (Hey, I gotta look at their tacky yard decorations too yah know)Ready to start decorating and singing loud and proud?

And I'm glad I make all your neurosis small in comparison to mine.

Plant neurotic. Hmm, I have just been profiled.

Lets see, should we call our disorder 'Greenheimer's"?
How about leavitius?
Cacti challenged?
Rootnotic

Better yet a bunch of pot heads.