Hi, all.
It's been grey, mid-70 degrees F and relative humidity in the mid-70%s all day, no breeze to speak of. We had rain on quite a few occasions during the day, with an occasional sunny period here and there.
Dad mentioned that there were a few apples in the fruit and vegetable bins in the fridge that were getting on the tired side. No problema. I whipped up a batch of pastry and made an apple pie. We had it after dinner and it was mighty good. I like mine with a nice piece of sharp cheddar. Dad had ice cream with his and Gail just enjoyed hers plain. She's lactose intolerant, so no cheese or ice cream for her.
Gail played with Lucy last night while I was doing a bit of housecleaning in her vivarium. A happy snake starts with a clean environment. Snakes are extremely clean animals and very low maintenance. When I was done sprucing up the place, I recovered Lucy and sat with my snake for a bit. She wrapped herself 2 or 3 times around my arm; not squeezing or causing pain, just holding on and no more. She stayed like that for over 30 minutes, then she slithered inside my T-shirt through the neck hole. She exited through my right sleeve. She had warmed up inside my T-shirt, so now we had Lucy the explorer who wanted to climb my reading lamp, explore my recliner's side table, climb on top of the lampshade on the lamp, just making a little pest of herself. So, I took her back home and fed her. And this morning, the rodent was gone. Lucy has eaten. What a good snake!
I need passport photos to renew my Canadian passport. I went to Costco and explained the Canadian requirements for a passport photo. The girl behind the counter looked at me like I had just stepped off the mothership from planet Xzhétarr. Finally, she reluctantly admitted that she couldn't meet those standards. I'll set up the shot, dad will snap the picture, I will size the image to fit the standards and send the file to Costco for printing. I have no choice but to renew my passport before my cruise.
I have done camping before. That and duck hunting are listed under "Miserable pursuits" in my big book of Life. Sleep on the ground, mosquitoes the size of Cessnas, hard ground, no comfort, lousy food, long walks to get there, no room service, everything that should be dry turns out damp. Everything damp turns wet, et caetera. Skinny dipping in a freezing lake infested with leeches, YEECCCHHH! Miserable pursuit, I tell you. Duck hunting is even worse: awake a couple hours before sunrise, take the boat to the hunting site, it's dark, it's damp, it's cold, dew forms on everything, you're dressed in layers like an onion, and the darn ducks see you 2 miles before they fly overhead, so the only ones you have a slight chance of shooting down are idiots who don't think you can shoot straight enough to take them down. Bad news, ducks. You come close enough and I'll get ya 'cause I can shoot. And then, you have to get your waders on and go find the blasted birds. Been there, done that, didn't like it one bit.
Which is worse between camping and duck hunting? The jury is still out on that for me. At any rate, give me a BIG cruise ship, a buffet that stretches across 2 time zones, a cigar bar, and I'm a happy sailor. With a bit of luck, we'll have to abandon ship in a life boat and sing the Titanic's song while awaiting rescue. I'd SO love that: a chance to wail "We're all gonna die", get into a floor-length gold lamé cocktail dress and yell "Women and children first", look into the water and declare "I'm too pretty to be eaten by sharks", or "We're gonna need a bigger boat", etc. Wouldn't sinking with me be fun? It would give my lifeboat mates something to talk about for years to come, I tell you. I'd like it, too.
Take care, everyone.
Sylvain.